What Are You Thinking About?

Kids say the funniest thing. Here are a few of Bixente's recent funnies--

Mommy: "Bixente, what are you thinking about?"
Bixente: "I'm thinking about birds. Bixente wants to eat birds. Ok!!!! That sounds fun! Come on Mommy. I want to eat it. Cut it Mommy."

We had just been laying on the bed reading books about dogs and the dogs had not been eating or chasing birds. Where did that come from?

Bixente: "Bixente needs a dry guy (a.k.a. diaper). Xente has nasty fishes in his diaper!"

No idea where he got the idea to call his nasty diaper "fishes" unless he thinks Sebastien's salmon baby food stinks. I really don't know!

We were eating and suddenly Bixente started crying his heart out.

Mommy: "Bixente Baby, what's wrong???"
Bixente: "I chewed mine head!"

Poor little guy had bitten his tongue,but somehow the idea of "chewing his head" really tickled my funny bone and I had to work hard not to burst out laughing.